your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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