oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
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