wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
Boobs are out for the taking
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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