I totally just used John Mayer's lyrics to get laid.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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