she kept yelling 'call me bella'
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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