he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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