1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
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