What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
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