69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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