We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
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