Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
mondays should just be called national damage control day
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
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