Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
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