Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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