The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
he puts the penis in happiness.
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
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