Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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