You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
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