if i died would you start the facebook group?
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Randomize
