Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
we're so committed to being not committed
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
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