Its about making memories worth repressing
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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