Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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