maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
ttyl tear gas
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
Randomize