This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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