Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
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