and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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