i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
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