is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
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