I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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