So drunk, too bad you don't want this
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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