it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
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