This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
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