i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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