my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
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