he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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