Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
I can feel your judgement through the phone
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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