There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
You need to stop texting me at SEVEN in the morning. It wakes my one night stands up and makes for the awkward talk way too early.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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