I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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