I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
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