Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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