I just made out with a guy for $7.
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
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