Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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