Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
So apparently I’m into choking now
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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