Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Dear god my vagina.
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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