she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Randomize
