babies were throwing up all over the place
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
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