I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
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