Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
I just found puke in my bra..
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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