i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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