There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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