Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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