I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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