If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
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