Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
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