Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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