the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I think i peed on brittanys purse
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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